leuke brief aan maandverband fabrikant..

[ladybutterfly]

Hij staat ook al in een ander toppic, maar vind hem zelf zo leuk Na aanleiding van een gesprek met mijn man over het misleidende reclame toppic(in discussie) ging het over maandverband.



Hij werkt op het hoofdkantoor van een producent van oa hiervan.

Daar had ie gehoord over deze brief op internet.(geschreven door een vrouw in Amerika)



Zij hadden weer iets nieuws, leuke slogans op het plakstripje :roll: 8)

Oa “Have a happy period” het mag duidelijk zijn dat de brief schrijfster hier anders over dacht :mrgreen:

(wel in het engels)



This is an actual letter from an Austin woman sent to American company Prctor and Gmble regarding their feminine products. She really gets rolling after the first paragraph. It’s PC Magazine’s 2007 editors’ choice for best webmail-award-winning letter.





Dear Mr. Thatcher,



I have been a loyal user of your ‘Always’ maxi pads for over 20 years and I appreciate many of their features. Why, without the LeakGuard Core or Dri-Weave absorbency, I’d probably never go horseback riding or salsa dancing, and I’d certainly steer clear of running up and down the beach in tight, white shorts. But my favorite feature has to be your revolutionary Flexi-Wings. Kudos on being the only company smart enough to realize how crucial it is that maxi pads be aerodynamic. I can’t tell you how safe and secure I feel each month knowing there’s a little F-16 in my pants.



Have you ever had a menstrual period, Mr. Thatcher? Ever suffered from the curse’? I’m guessing you haven’t. Well, my time of the month is starting right now. As I type, I can already feel hormonal forces violently surging through my body. Just a few minutes from now, my body will adjust and I’ll be transformed into what my husband likes to call ‘an inbred hillbilly with knife skills.’ Isn’t the human body amazing?



As Brand Manager in the Feminine-Hygiene Division, you’ve no doubt seen quite a bit of research on what exactly happens during your customers monthly visits from ‘Aunt Flo’. Therefore, you must know about the bloating, puffiness, and cramping we endure, and about our intense mood swings, crying jags, and out-of-control behavior. You surely realize it’s a tough time for most women. In fact, only last week, my friend Jennifer fought the violent urge to shove her boyfriend’s testicles into a George Foreman Grill just because he told her he thought Grey’s Anatomy was written by drunken chimps. Crazy!



The point is, sir, you of all people must realize that America is just crawling with homicidal maniacs in Capri pants… Which brings me to the reason for my letter. Last month, while in the throes of cramping so painful I wanted to reach inside my body and yank out my uterus, I opened an Always maxi-pad, and there, printed on the adhesive backing, were these words: ‘Have a Happy Period.’



Are you fuing kidding me? What I mean is, does any part of your tiny middle-manager brain really think happiness - actual smiling, laughing happiness is possible during a menstrual period? Did anything mentioned above sound the least bit pleasurable? Well, did it, James? FYI, unless you’re some kind of sick S&M freak girl, there will never be anything ‘happy’ about a day in which you have to jack yourself up on Motrin and Kahlua and lock yourself in your house just so you don’t march down to the local Walgreen’s armed with a hunting rifle and a sketchy plan to end your life in a blaze of glory.



For the love of God, pull your head out, man! If you just have to slap a moronic message on a maxi pad, wouldn’t it make more sense to say something that’s actually pertinent, like ‘Put down the Hammer’ or ‘Vehicular Manslaughter is Wrong’, or are you just picking on us?



Sir, please inform your Accounting Department that, effective immediately, there will be an $8 drop in monthly profits, for I have chosen to take my maxi-pad business elsewhere. And though I will certainly miss your Flex-Wings, I will not for one minute miss your brand of condescending bull sht. And that’s a promise I will keep. Always.



Best,

Wendi Aarons

Austin , TX

[claudia28]

whoehahahahaha

[cell]

ohhhh… pis hier in mijn broek van het lachen… geweldig! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:



Echt, de tranen biggelen over mijn wangen :lol:

[purpled82]

Geweldig :lol: :lol:

[cindy]

Whahahah. You go girl! :lol:

[joseetje]

:lol: woehahaha :lol:

[system]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[karin1981]

lol :lol: :lol: :lol:

[yvonne-z]

In één woord ge-wél-dig!!! :lol: :thumbup:

[merel33]

waanzinnig goed klasse :thumbup:

[mutsie86]

hahaha geweldig!!



Ja en als je al ongi bent is je humeur niet altijd zo best

[system]

:lol: :lol:

[mamy]

:lol: Girl power!!!

[rhiannon]

Hahahaha het eerste wat in me opkomt, ze heeft zich nog ingehouden , en oh wat heeft ie een mazzel dat het webmail is, zo kon ze iig geen kogel meesturen 8) :lol:

[francis]

Ik probeerde net een stukje aan mijn man voor te lezen maar lag zo in een deuk dat ik het niet normaal mijn mond uit kreeg :lol: :lol:

[catje1977]

is er ook bekend of die vrouw een antwoord heeft gekregen, dat zou wel interessant zijn :mrgreen:

[babygirl25]

Wat een briliante mail!!!

Pis bijna in mijn broek van het lachen :lol: